Jelly Doughnut Cupcakes

May 23, 2016

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When someone presents you with a large box of doughnuts of mixed variety, which flavor do you immediately choose? Hurry up; you need to choose quickly! There’s a line of people behind you waiting to grab their own doughnut. They’re getting angry and pushy. Unlike you, they probably have more important things to get to in their morning than choosing the perfect doughnut. And no, you can’t change your mind once you pick a doughnut up. Gross. Don’t be that co-worker. If you’re me, you legitimately have a hard time deciding. You want to pick up the Boston cream, but then you remember […]

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Jalapeño Lime Cheddar Risotto

May 16, 2016

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Dear Monday, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but nobody likes you. You’re annoying and obnoxious and have a way of always sneaking into my thoughts when I’m trying to do other things, like enjoy my weekend. You think you’re so cool because you’re at the beginning of the week, but you seem to always forget that Sunday is actually the first day in the week. And everyone knows that “first is the worst; second is the best,” is just a made-up jingle meant to make losers feel better. You, my friend, are a loser. You’re always […]

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